Grade 8 drunk

The act of being so drunk you think your cool shit, but you can't remember who you were with, what you were drinking, or where you ended up like back in grade 8. Usually occurs in late teens, early 20's.

Guy 1 "You were so drunk last night!"
Guy 2 "I don't remember a thing."
Guy 1 "Haha, yea you were like grade 8 drunk."

by baltic2009 September 25, 2011

girl-drink drunk

One who drinks only mixed drinks or flavored martinis. This person shies away from scotch and whiskey, and prefers mojitos or raspberry cosmos.

Jack's a girl-drink drunk, he won't drink anything but vodka cranberry's.

by Jason Kolesnikowicz October 26, 2008

Shit piss drunk

So drunk that you shit and piss yourself

Matt: Yo Emm, it looks like you pissed your pants bro!
Emm: I think I doo doo'd my pants too :(
Matt: Man, You're shit piss drunk

by MZ2842 August 31, 2013

Piss Drunk

Mixing urine with alcohol and becoming intoxicated from the mixture.

Justin's friend just got back from Scotland and brought a bottle of whiskey with him. He pissed in a cup and added whiskey. He got piss drunk, and tripped over a mail bin, smashed his cup into a filing cabinet, and then fell hard to the floor!

by ProfanityPHD September 18, 2013

Cookie Monster Drunk

When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.

Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.

by DrunkWolverine November 2, 2010

shit fuck drunk

Shit Fuck Drunk is when you blackout and spend the entire morning hungover face down in the shower

Last weekend, I played in a 32 team beer pong tournament and followed up with 7 soco shots and 7 jack and cokes. I woke up shit fuck drunk

by Caukblockalypse April 22, 2014

Sober Drunk Driver

A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.

"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"

by CBWilson November 6, 2014