shawn odell ham

A kind person with a very long penis ,usually over 9 inchs.

damn i can see shawn odell ham print.

by john is the shit April 10, 2020

Smoked Ham

A half black half white kid.

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

by Stuckinher September 26, 2011

Stinky Ham

When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.

Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.

by MichaelFatCock June 1, 2021

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

ham-style

A Classification of "Fuck Up" that someone trys to hide and cover up while someone else actually "Fixes" their fuck up.

Man, that really went down ham-style.

by Nessiel July 26, 2019

ham ranch

An internet organization made up of a group of friends from all around the world. Sensational on Instagram, Youtube, and Reddit ham ranch brings amazing entertainment for people who enjoy all kinds of things.

“I wish I had a friend group like ham ranch”

by ham ranch November 11, 2020

ham casserole

slang for a vagina or pussy, specifically one that is undesirable in nature

Damien, did you really tap that?

Ya, she got that ham casserole but my grandma taught me to finish my food.

by Camaslamian February 5, 2021