5 minute friend

When a person only needs 5 minutes to give a job of an kind, have sex, or have an orgasm in general.

I can not believe Kiera was a 5 minute friend in the bathroom.

Thumbaleena is the 5 minute friend of the century.

by Crippler8 July 24, 2008

triple 5 (555)

A razor blade or cutting material

Yo, I hit dat Mara(MS13)nigga wit da triple 5 son

by Pop$ May 15, 2005

2 + 2 = 5

Interesting fact: 2.4 (which rounds to 2) plus 2.3 (which rounds to 2) is equal to 4.7 (which rounds to 5).

You could then end up with 2 + 2 = 5 if you don't keep the same number of significant figures in your calculations.

by n3rd May 13, 2005

5 seconds of summer

Just another boy band for teen girls to drool over. They got famous after touring with another boy band, One Direction.

To claim this is not a boy band because "they play instruments" is just a way for their "fans" to justify their infatuation with another group of attractive boys.

The real reason for the band's popularity lies in their ability to be good looking and create generic pop hooks. Just like every boy band, ever.

OMG 5SOS! They play instruments!! No band has ever done that before!!!!!!!!!

5 seconds of summer? More like 5 seconds of suck.

by statesman May 23, 2014

Ukrainian hi 5

an excruciating backhand to the testicles.

Ukrainian hi 5 must be shouted for best effect.

Robbie was hit by a Ukrainian hi 5 and is now infertile.

by jebz m January 24, 2011

5 hour energy

The product of an act of sexual pleasure (blowjob)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.

Becky pleased Scott and can pull an all-nighter in return.

"Becky, please just suck my dick!"

"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"

For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.

by Nayr and Nagem April 3, 2009

5 More Problems

A really awesome band(rock, punk, emo, screamo, who knows? Labels aren't fun.)

Person: Did you see that 5 More Problems show last night?
Other person: Yeah yeah!It was amazingly CRAZY!!!

by Peter P. January 29, 2006