pussy dick fart

when your grandad farts on your dick while scratching his pussy

pussy dick fart is my mothers favourite thing to watch

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

Dick Trumped

Somebody who is a waste of space and got what they deserved

Johnny Somali got Dick Trumped in Korea

by Carolyn Destruction March 14, 2025

The Ramos Dick Suckers...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Ramos Dick Suckers...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Poopy dick

When your having anal sex and you get poop on your penis

I was fucking a dude and he gave me poopy dick

by Greyson Alan Orbach November 24, 2023

Oxygen Dick

Oxygen Dick is another type of health care provider. An oxygen dick usually a certified EMT or EMR. What separates an oxygen dick from your typical EMT or EMR is how they present in their natural habitat (the recliner or driver seat of the ambulance). An oxygen dick will usually carry raptor sheers, a stethoscope and some type of adhesive you know for all the IV's they will establish...A oxygen dick is the backbone of Ems and they will tell you. They often fear they will no longer be needed with the invention of electric cpr devices. They have to justify there role in the health care community by making it known they are a emt. There days off typical consist of practicing cpr, reading the protocols for paramedics. Because you just never know when the paramedic might call upon them to educate them.

Thank god I worked with Oxygen DIck Bill today. I would have to apply oxygen with out them. They saved they day when I needed to start an IV, all because they had the adhesive on rapid attack.

by Ilovecats99 April 20, 2022

Popkorn Dick

It's like popcorn lung, but on your dick and Extremely painful.

Ouch!! My penis hurts, the doctor said I got Popkorn Dick from fucking that Dry Air.

by CAckbloxer November 18, 2020

wonky dick

An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh

That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”

by Glitchforces1 August 5, 2022