Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024

Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

Shit kisses

When your dog drinks out of the toilet then licks your face!

Damn it Lucy get away from me with your shit kisses, nasty ass!

by Miss Green May 9, 2016

I rocked his shit

meaning you fucked him like no other girl has and made a bold move

Yo we were chilling at his place last night and I rocked his shit

by emskiiii March 6, 2024

thomas shit

A strange, slightly homosexual dog, that takes little poops on the floor, and humps little children.

Thomas Scott, is definitely a Thomas Shit.

by Gamersnale April 24, 2014

lip lickin’ shit

Something that is very delicious (e.g. food)

Aye, bro, whachu think bout this burger?
That’s lip lickin’ shit bro.

by cheeken wing January 7, 2021

Shit

Speculation, here say, innuendo, theory

I am tired to listening to shit.

by Jerseywalt May 7, 2021