When you are quietly inserting a hamster into your anus and a friend shoves the pet cat up after it.
" I was preparing for a hot time with Hammy when (insert name) did a DIRTY KELISE on me, and now I have a dead rodent up my arse."
by Shittysmiffy April 22, 2023
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by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
Get the Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk mug.Dude: that prostitute said she would give me a discount if I didn't ask her to do the DIRTY EMORY again.
Buddy: guess you ended up paying full price?
Dude: yep 👍
Buddy: guess you ended up paying full price?
Dude: yep 👍
by Extra_long_grande_dong April 24, 2023
Get the dirty emory mug.When a womans vagina smells like a dumpster but you hit it anyways and can still smell it the next day at work.
Guy 1 dude did you go fishing or something before work? Guy 2 nah i just pulled a dirty hurley last night here smell my hand. Guy 1 omg bro that smells like a fish markets dumpster.
by Scottydddddd April 25, 2023
Get the Dirty hurley mug.He said he didn’t like Lebron when just last year he loved Lebron and the Dirty Kias in me wouldn’t let me ignore it.
by San82 April 25, 2023
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by San82 April 25, 2023
Get the Dirty Kias mug.When you get with your best friend's ex then take them in car rides to leisure centre car parks. You cum in her mouth, clamp it shut tell her you have an STD, and your baby juice comes flying out her nose. Take out your competition by letting them crash their car while going 'under' the speed limit.
by BigFatSexyBoy69420 April 26, 2023
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