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Mud Wall Jutsu 

When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.
Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
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Emily wallace

if you ever meet a emily wallace you are so fucking lucky to have them in your life,never let them go because once u lose them u miss out big time.I have a great friend called emily and we have fallen out many of times but we are the bestest of friends and i never wanna lose her.I love her so much as a best friend.It hurts me so much to see her in pain or crying.I would never replace her and i will never ever hurt her on purpose.I want her in my life and i need her in my life forever.I want her to see this so bad so if you have a friend called emily then send this to her.Thank you so much for being there for me,you are so special to me and i need u forever in my life bestie <3
phoenix-hey..im a little sad today
emily-hey its gonna be ok gurl. *speaks random spanish language*

phoenix-bro wtf *laughs*

emily-*she laughs to*

phoenix-*picks up her cat marley and throws him outta the window*

emily-MY CAT LMAOOOO :0

emily wallace is so nice
Emily wallace by fire_fox553693 February 25, 2021

Simon Wall 

A math teacher. The best teacher. I wish I could have been given birth to him.
#LoveMr.Wall
I love Simon Wall!
Simon Wall by O30E May 18, 2021
Da wall will raid ur mom
Da Wall by mankay June 18, 2021

Hyper Wall Kick 

The Hyper Wall Kick it's one of the notorious speedrun moves used on Super Mario 64 it is used to make momentum and boost Mario's speed between various Wall jumps, this move it's mostly used as an alternative for the BLJ (Backwards Long Jump) if the game version patches it or the speedrunner decides it's faster to create speed.

Mario can also move in this move but the player has to be aware of perfect timing and map knowledge so mario doesn't bonk on the wall or break the momentum as the wall slide animation starts.
This is the iQue Version so it doesn't allow me to BLJ but don't worry the Hyper Wall Kick it's still around for use.

lag wall 

When you're in a game and get blocked from moving a certain way by lag. So, running one way in a game and it suddenly stops you before the lag calms down and let's you run again.
Person 1: dude you suck at this, move forward

Person 2: no I cant, I just hit a lag wall.
lag wall by DarkerDemon December 29, 2021

Rip_wall_bomber 

A man who cares deeply about his followers and is grateful for everything he gets
Me:hey have you heard of rip_wall_bomber?

Friend:Yeah he's so cool!
Rip_wall_bomber by Big.black.balls December 31, 2021