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George Carlin's list of 7 words that you cannot say on television!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!
by INURA!!! April 13, 2009
mugGet the Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twatmug.
The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."
by anonymous July 11, 2004
mugGet the shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twatmug.
1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
by queers annonomous June 21, 2003
mugGet the shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twatmug.

Shifty twat

When your mate takes your pasta and you catch the shifty twat stuffing a narn in his egg hole.
oi jackie man ya shifty twat! i found that nard you stuffed!
by BigBiddie October 2, 2017
mugGet the Shifty twatmug.

imbecilic twat

The combination of an imbecile and a twat, basically a very very stupid person.
(after breaking a pane of glass) "You imbecilic twat, you broke the glass!"
by wizzledazzle9000 January 10, 2024
mugGet the imbecilic twatmug.

Twat

Used in Urban or Street, meaning vagina, or pussy. It is often used as a dis, to call someone an idiot, or talking about a good looking female.
You mucked my trainers you twat

Yo that girl has a meaty booty, what a pretty twat
by Anny Lowe March 10, 2016
mugGet the Twatmug.

twat turnstile

town slut, everybody in town has been thru it at some point
"of course she did him-she aint nothin but a twat turnstile"
by lovinsib July 23, 2012
mugGet the twat turnstilemug.

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