Brandon Sydney

The gayest wanna be black prep in the world. A very deep in the closet guy.

'Oh look! It's Chode!'

'AYE BRANDON SYDNEY!'

by ghfjghjghjghjgjghjghjghjghj October 24, 2008

Brandon

Brandon Is A Very Awesome Name. If your name is Brandon then you soulmate is always a Jenica.

Brandon is super cool and He started dating Jenica in 7th grade and now they’re married!

by GoofyTheGreat November 4, 2020

Brandon

someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt

occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh

"wow brandon is retarded"

by feinfeinfeinfeinfeinfein November 24, 2024

Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

brandon

small dick....
Smallest dick in the world..
kinda crazy

Omg i gave brandon top and it was tiny

by ijdfidishfisdhf May 21, 2024

brandon

stupid fucking scorpio

yeah that’s definitely a brandon

by haterrrr.com March 7, 2022

Brandon eyink

Not going to college

You know that Brandon eyink kid

O that kid he’s not going to college

by Pooh shiesty March 2, 2021