bottom water

Say your friend is washing an entity in the sink (such as their hands) we say that the water flowing through the entity towards the drain, bottom water.

*Jake is washing his hands in the kitchen sink, but I have already soaped mine up*
Me: Hey Jake, can I get some of that bottom water to wash my hands?
*Jake raises hands up to accommodate*
Jake: Yeah for sure you can use my bottom water, way to save water!

by Parthh March 3, 2021

Dog water

Something 5 grade boys say. Basically means trash, and if you say it, you sound really stupid. Has been said to my face.

Idiot: You are dog water
Me: sigh

by ImJustAsDumbAsEverybodyElse April 18, 2021

plop water

Whilst taking a dump, the force of the turd splashes the water which then gets water all over your ass. That water is "plop water"

So I was taking a dump, real big one, and I got the worst plop water

by PlopWater the IV November 6, 2009

Augustus Waters

From TFIOS (the fault in our stars)
played by Ansel Elgort, he is the sweetest 18 year old boy you will ever see.
Okay...

I just watched tfios, Augustus Waters is so cute!

by secret_user July 18, 2017

Dasani Water

Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)

Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?

by Luingi April 16, 2021

water bread

Bread soaked in water which is then fried and "flash salted." It is principally consumed when one is horribly inebriated.

"Quick, Betsy, cook me up some of your finest water bread, I've had like twenty-nine Kahluas and i'm just scrapping for some food...actually fuck that, i need to go puke"

by myylkdog July 19, 2012

mountain water

AKA beer
Your favorite kind of beer, just beer in general

"Hey man, can you hand me some Mountain Water? Yeah, my Busch Light is in the fridge beside the Natty Lights".

by ClitTickler69 March 20, 2017