Put

When some tells you to "stay put". Not only will you be put as fuck, but suddenly, and for only a short while, everything can be described as being put. It's as though the words "stay put" cast a temporary spell over you, granting you total and complete of putness.
AKA. Being a dickhead because you can but then "put" seems like a random sound, devoid of all meaning that may have been previously attatched to it due to the fact you repeated it too much.

Person 1: "I'll be back, stay put"
Person 2 "Put? I am put, this music is put, the drink is put, that guy's a puthead, just got a strong whiff of putness. These put-noobs need to put themselves to get on my level of putness."
1: "I'm back"
2: "that's put... this night is putting"
1: "..."
2 "... what the fuck even is "put"? Doesn't sound like a real word anymore.. put... put put put puuuuuuuuuttt..."
1: "Jesus Christ please stop doing this"

by The Mad Machine June 04, 2017

Put

The sound a bird makes when it has a sneezing fit.

"Oh no, Busta's putting again!"

"Uh oh, did I hear a put?"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 12, 2022

put

an accidental typo for out.

mom: can you take the chicken put the freezer?
me: huh

by bungghole June 25, 2024

Put

Poop or shit Or sitting and doing nothing

Navin Please stop putting

by Putter the Putter December 06, 2024

put house

to offer up your house for a party or social gathering

Friend 1: Are you going to put house this weekend for Halloween?
Friend 2: Nah my parents don’t let me throw parties at our house.

by sugar momma pj March 07, 2024

put down the shovel

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person

Fat person: I weigh 422 LBS
Guy: Jesus, put down the shovel

by somebodygethersomechicken April 11, 2023

Put someone in torn

This is colloquial language used to express that someone has snitched or betrayed you.

He put someone in torn, that's why he got into trouble.

by musaeffendi October 20, 2024