John Waldron

A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.

I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!

by The_Almighty_Definer November 9, 2020

Papa John

A Papa John is a whole Daddy.

Damn, Gilbert is a big Papa John.

by yeeyeebigpapa December 6, 2018

JOHN WICK

THE ACT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, AND BEFORE THE FEMALE REACHES THE POINT OF ORGASM, YOU STICK A PENCIL IN AND FINISH THE JOB

Dam, bro did you just john wick that hoe?

by (FJB) LORD RASPUTIN May 14, 2022

John Dodge

an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck

Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.

by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010

Jake & John

The act of two men fucking each other in the ass simultaneously. Named after a mythical occurrence in which a "Street Pimp" aka the "John" puts his disco stick in the "Ginger Jamaican" aka "Jakes" poop-chute in which at the same time the inverse also happens.

Did you see those two doing "The Jake & John" at the party last night?

by The Real Duke March 23, 2016

john's sister

A female known as being extremely attractive

Damn is that john's sister? She be looking fine...

by LeekArie February 16, 2020

John Doe'd

When that one motherfucker that was in high school, comes to the reunion/function looking like a whole new person.

Dave: Yo look at DeMarcus over there! I can't even recognize him!
Quandale: Shit man, he just John Doe'd himself damn

DeMarcus: How do you do fellow niggaz?

by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER May 31, 2022