Ninja Birthday

Noun: The day one crept into the world. Best calculated by using your birthday minus, 9 months.

Dave: Hey, it's my birthday today!
Logan: But it's August...I thought your birthday was in April?
Dave: Aaahhh yes, this is my ninja birthday.

by ponderingponderer April 8, 2010

Ninja Cum

Ninja Cum (verb) is the wholesome act opon which a man sneaks behinde a unknowing victim (usually female) to simulate the characteristics of a ninja. Than proceeds to ejaculate over the unknowing victim,

then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.

Example

Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"

Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**

Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"

by TheRealEnglishMan May 29, 2019

Ninja Queef

When you queef, ninja stars are protected out of your vagina killing everything in immediate sight.

Holy fuck, I just killed Charlie Sheen with my Ninja Queef.

by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

Ninja Waffle

A waffle that is a ninja.
Also the name of a pet on WoW.

A Proper Noun or noun or adjective or verb.

Mmm... Ninja Waffle

OMG your pet spider, Ninja Waffle is so hot!

Don't be such a ninja waffle!

by Attiria March 14, 2011

Horny Ninja

1. What you get when you sing "I'm a hoodie ninja in a fast asian accent.

2. A ninja who is horny.

1. Jennifer: "I'm a ninja. I'm a horny ninja!" Samantha: "Did you say horny ninja???"

Jennifer: "No, I said I'm a hoodie ninja. I just said it in a fast asian accent."
Samantha: "Ohhh."

2. Ted is gonna beat me with his naked num chuck, because he is a horny ninja.

by Mrs. Candy January 2, 2012

Ninja Test

A tough and difficult challenge that involves personal risk and you need to be skillful to complete it.
Often entails suffering a degree of pain.

The scene: A shear crag with rocks and the sea below.

Dave: Come on Peter lets go scuba diving down there.

Peter: Are you crazy? We'd need mountain gear to climb down plus all the that scuba gear weighs a ton.

Dave: No we don't man, it'd be a true ninja test for us!

by Groove Rider February 19, 2009

Ninja boot

Like camel toe but on a guy. Where you have part of the junk on one side but the rest on the other side.

Hey did you see that guys ninja boot?

Yeah it was a straight up ninja turtle toe

by Pgoats August 13, 2017