cummy muffins

accidentally mistaken for cum uppins. this word really has no meaning, its just funny as hell. but it is kind of like just desserts.

You'll get your just desserts.
or
you'll get your cummy muffins.

by trashcollector June 11, 2006

Skank Muffin

Skank muffin- A whore who is a total bitch and slaps the reciever of sex after the intercourse. She also has mant=y tattos and peircings. They also must grow up in the streets of Philly, Broklyn, or Compton.

The skank muffin jump across the street and slapped the pimp.

by yindidlefidle February 14, 2012

Muffin Monster

A female vocalist exhibiting characteristics of Cookie Monster vocals.

Dude, did you see the chick lead singer in that metal band last night, she was a total muffin monster, I couldn't understand shit she was sayin!

by L-B0 September 14, 2010

aboosive muffin

An amazing person that has the best girlfriend and has a great personality. Also is good at everything he dose.

Robert is such an aboosive muffin.

by Best boyfriend 😂😂 April 2, 2017

muffin mouth

when a dog has extremely muffin like lips

"that dog Piper has muffin mouth"

by spookybitch15 May 19, 2016

Jammy Muffin

Originated from Danny Duffin after he bit his fingernail too long...

Get yer rat out Jammy Muffin...!

by Danny Duffin October 31, 2008

prarie muffin

a type of insult for someone who uses lame jokes or thinks they are funny but they are not....also someones jokes that dont make sense and are not the funny kind

daggot: norbert ure so gay that you poop in gangs
norbert: what?? daggot your such a prarie muffin

by bobbobbbobbobbb August 20, 2006