marie may

marie may was born on september 5th, 1946. her parents, john taylor and roger deacon were killed by a murderer called p**l pr*n***r. marie joined a band called "LED zeppelin" And they released rock hits such as "love of my life" and "nevermore", which are two hardcore rock songs. she died after being eaten alive by alvin the chipmunk.

omg i love marie may 's instagram account its so cute

by Deakythediscobean November 10, 2019

mai madarchod

Meaning: to be in wrong place.

Me when joined a group full of therki launde with no girls:

@r4v4n4 : mai madarchod hoon jo yaha aaya

by ravana69 September 30, 2019

May 4th

National switch masks with a homeless man day!
Step one: Find a homeless person
Step two: Ask to trade masks with them

ITS SIMPLE!!

You: Hey. It's may 4th you know what that means!
Homeless person: Yeah yeah I know here gimme your mask 🙄

by Daddy Dora April 23, 2021

May 30th

Smack A Girl On The Ass Day

Hey today is May 30th. So I have request. So particularly every May 30th meaning that a boy or girl. Slaps any girl ass. Ironically I would but, that would be very disrespectful. So i will not do it.

by PoopyDoopieOOPIE May 29, 2022

May 16th

If you were born on this day you are GORGEOUS. People born on May 16th are sweet and super fun to be around!

- I love hanging out with you, you’re so nice!

- thanks! i get that a lot, i was born on may 16th

by addie~~ May 4, 2022

May 28

National give your shortest friend a hug day.

Tall friend: *hugs*
Short friend: "What was that for?"
Tall friend: "It's May 28!"

by Fictionalboysimp December 7, 2021

May 25

Send a booty picture day

its may 25!!! Send them a picture of your ass

by Pussyslayer44 May 25, 2022