max

someone who thinks they are right all the time and thinks “elle” is pronounced as “ellie”, when it is in fact, NOT.

“max sucks”

by maxhateclub June 28, 2023

Max

Max is one of the hottest guys you know. He is always the life of the party, and great to be around. He is an amazing athlete, and loves sports. He can always make you smile in the darkest times of your life. He tells lots of jokes, and they're funny like 80% of the time. You would be really lucky to have him.

Woah, have you seen Max today?

Yeah!

He's so hot!!

I'm so jealous

by #ispeakfacts May 31, 2023

National Be Nice To Max Jamison Day!

Be nice to him.

Its National Be Nice To Max Jamison Day! Be fucking nice to him or die

by Hehfkdjehkeodue June 9, 2021

Max

Max’s have giant shlong and will attract any hot woman within a 10 mile radius

Sharron: wow did you hear about that max guy, he has a rather large dong

Or

Shakespeare: Thou brilliant max hast a large penis

by [e-mail] November 24, 2021

heat to the max

a guy who is reall hot or it is also used to descirbe a hot day

Did u see tat boy he was heat to the max!

Today was heat to the max

by Danielle-08 March 29, 2007

Max

Max is a heartless douche Bag who likes anal intercourse with three-year-olds

Boyfriend- fuck me hoe

Girlfriend- quit being a Max!!!!

by Big fat chose man with a 7 inc May 8, 2019

max and mariah

Two people meant to be in love forever. The thought of them not being together is HORRIFYING. Max is a silent, sweet boy while Mariah is a fun outgoing person. They say opposites attract, and and in this case it's true.

Max and Mariah sitting in a tree...
You know the rest.

by Addison.Edwards May 4, 2018