My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

Street-checked

When a cop or even a civilian checks a group of people they find suspect, usually targeting POC because cops are bigots.

"Sorry, mom we're late because we were street-checked. "
Mom: fuck really?! I understand baby... Come here.... (Comforts)

by Malraccoon September 27, 2021

Thomas (the christian monarch sex god) once said check pants

Person 1: bruhi was on 40% check pants and I still didn't get a pack!
Person 2: Bruh Ong Frfr 💀.

When you're sitting across from your buddy and kick both of your legs up giving him a shin and a cup check at the same time.

Why is Nick in so much pain?
Jeff gave him a discount double check while they were sitting down having a cigarette.

by Doctor.Green July 6, 2025

The check of the draws.
Show of dominance to see who has off brand draws and who has the luxury draws.

by The real yes sirrr December 19, 2019

A form of checking in to see if your homie still has their willy intact, also used as a term to display wizard level prowess.

Nia: "Hey, isn't Annie a level 15 wizard?"
Jay: "Nah, she failed her wiener check."

by sooo many March 27, 2022