The happy humanist

An allen in a world of kens (barbie movie reference)

A chad feminist who respects women/other minorities , instead of getting brainwashed by collective ignorance.

Though she/he/they get downvotes a lot, they are brave enough to keep standing up against misogynists on UD

An intellectual being, that sees through misogyny, and combats it.

Someone who make women that have been harmed by everyday misogyny. feel safe, without even realizing it.

Person A: some user going by the happy humanist goes against the misogyny on UD even though they get a bunch of downvotes, that’s brave

girl B: OMG I love that person! I hope they get so much positive energy and good karma <33

by #1 Happy humanist fan August 24, 2023

Human Shot Glass

During intercourse you piss in the womens vagina.After doing so lift here highly over your head and suck the piss out of her vagina.

My mom made me do a human shot glass with her last night.

by Elliot The Fag March 26, 2008

Human Coldsore

Someone who is disease-filled, exhibited by scabs all over his body. Disease is typically obtained by long stays in Thailand, and the occasional trip to Gold Coast. Has been down the yellow river many times!

Rice-cakes is the human coldsore. Must have got it from that Minga he fucked today.

by P.Sat November 2, 2009

Human Swastika

The strange, swastika-shaped position a writhing body sometimes takes when partially constrained and is either being tickled or attempted to be further restrained and is putting up a fight (all in good humor and consent, of course).

Did you see Deanna at the party the other night? When Jerry handcuffed one of her hands to the bed and started tickling her with that feather duster, she make a human swastika to keep away from it!

by edible_freud November 13, 2009

Human Expresso with cream

An act which is rather sick, but it takes place between 2 men, the one, with his butt cheeks apart, has diarrhea in a foam cup, while his partner cums in it, thus, providing the "milk" for the already warm "expresso".The 2 men start drinking it in turns, and end up with nice "chocolate" moustaches.

You want a Human Expresso with cream?

by Billy the Exterminator's Cousi February 27, 2011

Human Tampon

A Posh way of Saying 'I want To Shag You'
Also used By Royalty

'I want to be your Human Tampon'
'Baby Let Me Be Your Human Tampon'
Iwas Jessica's Human Tampon Last Night'

by Dedda October 20, 2008

Humam

Absolute prick that acts very fruity and doesn’t appreciate what has been given to him on life. He takes care of those close to him but you can never trust his word.

That batty boy is doing a Humam.
That boy is as clean as Humam.

by 84513doggyg August 4, 2021