Bean cracker

An idiot or stupid person.

“You absolute bean cracker!”

by UnderscoreofLIFE July 26, 2023

cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.

guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.

by graggler August 31, 2023

cracker Saturday

The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning

Drinks are on me tonight it’s cracker Saturday!

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Cracker

An amazing nickname for you boyfriend.

Goodmorning jelly bean,

Goodmorning cracker

by Annamaung November 25, 2021

Cracker snapper

When you give a white dude head and spit his cum on him and snap

Becky gave Allen the Cracker Snapper last night!

by xXMysticMacXx November 26, 2021

Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.

"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!

by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020

cracker slut

A person who loves crackers so much that they constantly eat them, hence how they are a “slut”

Person 1: Oh my god, he eats so many crackers!
Person 2: Of course he is, he’s a Cracker Slut

by the_cracker_slut January 17, 2020