Cocomelon

Turns toddlers into brain-dead zombies
It is absolutely the worst thing to ever exist

Cocomelon

by Just_a_Guy624 May 9, 2023

Coconut 75

Bad

Person 1: Look! Coconut 75!
Person 2: Bad.

by Not Boogaboo May 11, 2023

Coconut Skull

Racial slur for an islander

The coconut skull king hit a 50kg 18y.o after drinking a carton of beer

by GregoryPavlov May 20, 2023

Coconut Malled

(Verb) The action to play the Coconut Mall music at others.

aka Nintendo rickrolling.

I just Coconut Malled someone online!

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

Cocomelon

A kids channel that became a meme.

My boi keeps watching Cocomelon’s intro all over and over again. He thinks it is just the funniest thing of all time.

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

Cocoa-Cola

Hot chocolate spiked wif "Da Real Deal".

Both of America's most-popular "muddy brown" beverages --- da steaming wintertime drink and da "classic crimson bottle" soda --- have a heavy dose of stimulants in them even when imbibed separately, but if you combine them and then guzzle da resulting "mixed drink", you'll get such a massive jolt from said "Cocoa-Cola" dat it may send you straight into orbit!

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

Coconut

A hairy milk carton the comes from a tree

"A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples, which means it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton from a tree"

by AshadowX June 10, 2023