beard

1. to be a beard is to be boring, unsociable and a complete waste of air
2. never wants to do anything atall..ever
3. stubborn bastard

jamie roberts aka "ultimate beard"

"beard u cumin out tonight"

"naaaa im stayin in playin xbox 360"

"you are a beard"
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"Beard have you got a spare cig?"

"naaaaaa iv only got 16 left"

"YOU BEARD"

by you know who.. April 19, 2007

Lazar beam

A sellout who only plays Fortnite because he is a stupid gay wannabe. He soldout on his first video ever. He is gayer than anyone, including you. (which is really gay.) Lazar beams only good videos are his old reddit videos.

Stupid Timmy: OOOOO, LAZARBEAM FORTNITE!!!!

Me and my intelligent self: Fuck off Timmy, if you want good youtube watch Funweygames *wink wink*

Stupid Timmy: AHHHH, THATS A GOOD IDEA!!

Me and my intelligent self: yes Timmy, Lazarbeam is a sellout who only plays Fortnite because he is a stupid gay wannabe. He soldout on his first video ever. He is gayer than anyone, including you. (which is really gay.) Lazar beams only good videos are his old reddit videos.

by ImASmartBoi October 17, 2018

You got your high beams on

This is said when the one with the one with the high beams on is hating on another.

My cousin was giving me static about my highschool girlfriend and i said "dude why you got your high beams on?"

by courtniv January 11, 2008

Merlin's beard

When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.

"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"

"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"

by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006

beamz

a toy tagger who has no life and is always on myspace and is a queer

beamz is the biggest toy in oxnard!!!!!!!

by pugarachi July 20, 2006

Beady beads

Bead for decorateing hair or use for art projects

You know you live in the hood when theres beady beads in your parking lot.

by Bluebutterfly4u August 14, 2018

Beard (Beardy/ Beardo)

A slightly disillusioned male prone to suffering from extreme emotions. Likely to become utterly infatuated with members of the opposite sex, only to perform a complete reversal of feelings in the blink of an eye and hurl verbal abuse at them.

100% absolutely guaranteed to be late, even if you purposefully tell him the wrong time, his inner clock will force you to rethink plans to allow for his tardiness. If you attempt to reprimand him for this, he will simply chuckle. In fact he will chuckle in literally any situation ala Dr Hibbert (The Simpsons)

Skirmishes with a Beard, (although over as quick as they begin and normally consist of him stamping over to you with a grimace on his face), will often result in him threatening you with a house brick

Although a Beard cannot be classed as a boy racer (as he is far too old), he will drive perilously fast. As a result a vital part of his vehicle (Brakes, Gearbox, Suspension) will usually emit distressing noises

Beards will demand to spend the majority of a night out in a drinking establishment frequented by old men. He will affectionately refer to this as a “pub pub” and will became very excited about the opportunities to order Stella and dry roasted peanuts.

If a Beard rubs his stomach or makes a gesture such as biting into an invisible burger, this is normally a sign that he is grown tired and needs replenishment (Often occurs towards the end of a night out)

“”Where’s that dam Beardo, I bet he’s having a second curry!””

“I don’t think Beard (Beardy/ Beardo) will be coming out tonight, he’s got a new girlfriend”

by Cutco July 6, 2010