Daddy Walter

The thiccccccest motherfucker second to Richard the Thicccccccie. He's a stuffed piggy filled with goodies that will make you wetter than the goddamn sun. Like, have you seen this bitch? Damn, he's finer than fine china.

Thot 1: Did you see that man over there?
Thot 2: Yeah! He's a total Daddy Walter.

by DEADMEMEGOAT March 17, 2018

Kiah wasted

Drink continuously without knowing how to stop. Walking with a lean and unable to stand in one spot without jerking.

I drank so much I was past drunk I was Kiah wasted.

by Majikman87 August 30, 2018

A Walter

If you’re a Walter you’re probably pride yourself for raw dogging reality. You lack the knowledge to play beer pong or maintain a regular human conversation because you’re inevitably consumed by your alter ego and pride yourself on being straight edge. You’re probably a Walter if you have symbolic tattoos that contradict how realistically dull you are. You’re probably a Walter if they only exciting thing in your life is seeing how much you can bench every day but don’t bench them bitches because a Walter is a virgin.

“What you don’t know your own zodiac sign?

You’re such a Walter!”
Walter: “ play some technical death metal”

by TigerLilwack69 February 6, 2019

Pantry Waste

The food in your pantry that needs to be thrown out.

I just cleaned out the pantry and threw out 5-year-old bag of lo mein noodles. What a pantry waste.

by Wyco Boyd March 2, 2019

WIC wasted

When you mix your alcohol with (your) kids juice because you’re either too poor or too lazy(or both) to buy any mixers and you drink til you’re wasted

Girl, I got the juicy juice. Let’s get WIC Wasted

by Kittykatboom May 3, 2019

Scotty wasted

Blackout drunk without being blacked out

Went to the bar and got scotty wasted

by Tkla May 21, 2019

Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.

Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.

by Jmac175 July 6, 2019