Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat

George Carlin's list of 7 words that you cannot say on television!

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!

by INURA!!! April 13, 2009

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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.

"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

by anonymous July 11, 2004

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat

1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)

do you really need an example for this?

by queers annonomous June 21, 2003

crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

Twat

a baby kitten who has not been licked by its mother

Look at that poor twat! Better give it a lick!

Make sure someone licks that twat soon!

by sbroadhead3000 November 28, 2010

twat fag

A man who's actually gay, but pretending to be straight just so as to be accepted in polite society.

Dude - he's such a twat fag. It's pathetic.

by Itumama May 19, 2024

Twat

Twat, most commonly used to describe Piers Morgan and the British politicians

That Nigel Farage is such a twat

by Autismic chap December 15, 2019