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George Carlin's list of 7 words that you cannot say on television!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!
by INURA!!! April 13, 2009
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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."
by anonymous July 11, 2004
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1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
by queers annonomous June 21, 2003
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jack-twat

An individual who conducts themselves in a collasally abrupt and discourteous way. Not a nice person. Similar to a douche-nozzel.
That guy is a total jack-twat!
by Midnight polarbear October 20, 2020
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twat syrup

When you shit and jizz into a gaping cavity and the mixed solution is poured onto a tray. The mixture is then diluted with Sunnyvale Fruity Lexia and put on the bench for 30 minutes allowing all air bubbles to disappear. It is then placed in an oven at 180 degrees celsius and cooked for 25 minutes or until the potent smell extends to every room in your home. the finished product is then put in a jar and used for morning toast.
Woman :"Hey man have you tasted George's Twat Syrup?"

Man : "No, is it good?"
Woman : "Absolutely!"
by Chronic O February 17, 2015
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Twat Knot

A man bun becomes a twat knott
Man bun...a man that has a bun on top of his head has a twat knott
by Dy Lee July 4, 2019
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Twat waffle

Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.
The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...
by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017
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