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George Carlin's list of 7 words that you cannot say on television!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!
by INURA!!! April 13, 2009
mugGet the Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twatmug.
The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."
by anonymous July 11, 2004
mugGet the shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twatmug.
1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
by queers annonomous June 21, 2003
mugGet the shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twatmug.

Twat-Trinket

The lint that is sometimes left in the crevices of a woman's twat folds after wiping with certain toilet tissues.
Greg: "Ashley is fun to mess around with, but everytime i eat her out, I find all her twat-trinkets stuck in my beard!"

Aryn: "ugh, my snatch is so wrinkled I can't ever wipe without leaving a trail of twat-trinkets behind like Easter eggs!"
by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023
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Twat

A twat is someone who is annoying and just not liked and can go fuck the self’s bc there just big twat
Rosy Alex is a right twat and that ginger cunt can go fuck her self
by Kidboigay111 November 23, 2020
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Twat

Fucking twat took my last beer and didn't even ask.
by Randy goat fucker July 17, 2025
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TWAT

Acronym for "Tough Women Acting Tough". This annoying phenomenon is seen in many current commercials, ads, and movies. TWATs are quickly becoming an invasive species.
Zeke: "When you see one of these TWATs on your screen, don't ya feel like slappin' the snot out of 'em?"

Biff: "Why, yes. Yes I do".
by KSparx June 28, 2024
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