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George Carlin's list of 7 words that you cannot say on television!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!
by INURA!!! April 13, 2009
mugGet the Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twatmug.
The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."
by anonymous July 11, 2004
mugGet the shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twatmug.
1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
by queers annonomous June 21, 2003
mugGet the shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twatmug.

Twack Twat

My Mom started dated a meth head and it looks like she's got a severe case of Twack Twat
by Riot Craig January 24, 2018
mugGet the Twack Twatmug.

Twat faced

That is such a twat faced lie Stephen!!
by BaldRick77 November 2, 2023
mugGet the Twat facedmug.

Twat

Offensively ignorant. Stupid to the extreme. Misleading people with their idiot advice usually with a flappy slappy vagina face
Elon Musk is a twat because he shilled the shit out of Dogecoin without understanding what a blocksize is. He had no concept of mining. Of course Bitcoin is bad for the environment. So are datacenters. And then he had to shill the shit out of Signal, a US honeypot operation. How are we going to catch terrorist now with everyone using Signal? Get it together man, you fucking twat
by Galaxy1337 August 9, 2022
mugGet the Twatmug.

Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.
Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.
by yursh22 June 20, 2017
mugGet the Twat countmug.

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