Porn hub

Something most middle school boys use because they are lonely asf

Hey dude did you see Belle Delliphene video on porn hub.

by Heydueeeedddd September 18, 2019

live porn

Live porn is watching people have sex right in front of you. Like watching your friends have sex while you just look or masturbate.

I've seen all my friends live porn.
He cums so easily when he watches live porn.

by Makhedama August 5, 2019

hash porn

Hash brown porn

Wanna watch hash porn

by just.a.person December 26, 2017

porn truffle

The articles of printed pornography found by chance in woods and waste ground by British children in the pre-internet age.

Where'd you get that mucky mag?

It's a porn truffle I found down in the woods.

by Jambo Tallahassee January 1, 2018

pocket porn

Steamy videos and/or nude pictures that are kept on any mobile device.

Tim has some pocket porn on his phone.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

pin porn

Porn that depicts the use of a tiny 'pin' sized penis. Usually in order to make the viewer feel superior about their incredibly small penis.

Paddy: "I don't like porn all the blokes have got a bigger cock than me"

Mick: "you should look at pin porn, makes me feel like I've got a Godzilla dick"

by Whachawachin January 4, 2020

Pedal Porn

When a subject, usually a sufferer of G.A.S., spends their free time watching any number of Youtube music channels for all the gear demos and reviews they can't get their hands on. Will often be seen browsing Reverb or Ebay for deep deals to soothe their needs.

Dude, why did you buy a Metalzone?
Well, it was just too good a deal and you never know when you might need one
Quit lying. Its all that Pedal Porn. I saw you on Ola's channel checking it out. Plus I found the Phaser you were watching Andy from Reverb try out.
Okay, I like pedals but its not like I'm an addict

by Bass Man Space Man March 26, 2020