a guy that will definitely have an affair with someone (a realtor), and in the same marriage, get disorderly conduct with a weapon while intoxicated. He also only runs on black coffee and liquor.
by Narcissisticfather69 April 5, 2023
Get the Mattmug. by Meowmeow112 November 20, 2021
Get the Matt Fucking Tomeomug. Matt is your twelve year old neighbor who thinks takes shits on your porch and the streams I'm a maverick!! Logang for life!!
by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet2316745 January 27, 2020
Get the Mattmug. The hottest guy you know, the best football player you will know. The gets bitches but he doesn’t like them. He is also really smart. He’s basically perfect and good at everything. He is him.
by anonymous June 15, 2024
Get the Matt laumug. by onthedeck1032 January 24, 2019
Get the Matt Lissackmug. A guy with the biggest penis that is the size of Godzilla, Matt can also touch a girl and give her 8 exact orgasims. He’s also a Jedi with his meat he can make it levitate and choke you with it. Matt isn't your average guy, this guy is capable of things you didn't know existed. He’s also a sex god and go 56 hours without busting in one session. People named “Matt” usually have a 1 on a rice purity test. When you see a “Matt” do not engage him.
by Idkehattoput5783 November 20, 2023
Get the Mattmug. A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020
Get the Matt allenmug.