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Pig Stains

The dark patches of skin found between a fat girl's thighs and ass, which can be caused by poor circulation and the kidneys and liver not operating efficiently.
Tony: "Man, I think Lisa is so fucking Sexy! Is she good in bed?"
John: "Fuck, yes! But don't mind the pig stains!"
Tony: "Damn! I know she's fat, but if she's got pig stains, she's a little too fat for me!"
Pig Stains by Vashtidog December 17, 2010
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Acacia Staines 

Acacia;
a bit of history.. African populations used to use beads to represent value, they made precious beads out of rock or stone, less precious beads were made from nut or berry husks/shells. The lowest denomination in this ancient currency was the acacia bead, made from marmot shit with a hole poked in it and left to dry.

Staines;
when the stain sound is made the brain conjures images of dark unwanted marks on a clean surface this aptly describes the disgust and shame her ancestors felt when they were cursed into bringing these trolls into society.

Acacia Staines
when we put these to words together we end up with shitstain, this is extremely accurate in depicting the character of its owner.
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saints reckoning 

when a bunch of priests commits an unholy act with a prostitute while smaking her on the brests with the bible
And the lord said: smack thy tit till the everlasting juice commith from thy snake and i shall give you the title saints reckoning
The Day someone uses a Saints reckoning, is the day the world dies
saints reckoning by jim bob ray April 10, 2007

Nirvan Saint

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The Society of Saint Michael the Archangel 

The Peaceful Italian Mafia located in several different towns and cities that are connected to the Catholic Church. They like to various activities such as playing bocce, hold meetings, and eat lots of food.
"Did you go to The Society of Saint Michael the Archangel (Usually just said as Saint Michaels) Bocce Tournament last week?"

bowl stainer 

brown streaks left in the bowl after taking a crap
I peered into the stall and saw one of my coworkers bowl staining.
bowl stainer by brian meade February 20, 2004
Gangsta term used in place of a comma, period, question mark, or any other form of punctuation. Derived from "Do you know what I am saying?".

Also used to denote occasions when the speaker is completely full of shit.
Well Maury num-sain I am ten thousand percent sure num-sain dat Quontery's triflin' and scan-lus ass num-sain be my Baby Daddy num-sain!

Furthermore num-sain I have no concept of how percentages work num-sain!