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Road Rash

The act of getting a handjob in a moving vehicle
Damn that girl gives crazy road rash
by Selenathesolara July 11, 2021
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Road Gash

The female equivalent of road head. A play on the word road rash, but often involving less blood, unless that's what you're into.
I gave (insert female name here) the best road gash on the way home from the movies last night. She was swirving so much she got pulled over
by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018
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Portman Road

Home of Ipswich Town FC. Awful stadium for an awful team.
Yuck, never go to Portman Road, it smells.
by Skrom May 26, 2021
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Dries Road Head

When you are driving home from Prep, and pass by the Urban Cowboys whilst L. Dries is giving you road brain.
TJM III - “Yo, Dries! Look out the window it’s the urban cowboys!”

Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”
by Dreiser Dave May 3, 2023
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road pony

An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.
by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017
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Road Candy

Cool things you find on the side of the road. Dollar bills, clothing, tools, etc
Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!
by Inkstainedivy May 14, 2018
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Road-Jock

Anyone who lives to habitually road-trip/cruise/drive long distances either as hobby, job, or lifestyle. Also anyone that street races, street-stunts, or thrill-rides the roadways
You know you’re a road-jock when gas stations, truck stops, and convenience stores become common in your life
by NeonMirror August 8, 2023
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