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Put My Gown On

A term to signify that you are definitely staying home for the night, and unequivocally will not be putting pants back on to get out. Some old timer ladies call their mu-mus/nightgowns “gowns”.
Girl 1: Hey, sister! You should come over and try this new herbal medicine we got going on.

Girl 2: Nah, I ain’t feelin’ it right now. Wheel of Fortune is about to come on anyway.

Girl 1: Come on, it’s only like 7pm!

Girl 2: I know lol, but I done put my gown on. Even filled my belly; I’m done with today.

Girl 1: OK Grandma, good night then.
by Funtimeisover April 14, 2019
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put the feet on

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by onewoodenleg2 January 4, 2022
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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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Stay put or be kaput

(1) A phrase to express the isolation policy of social distancing.
(2) stay in your place or you'll get in trouble
Police policy for quarantine is "Stay put or be kaput"

They'll fee you up to $5,000 if they catch you outside without a mask.
by EmJayee April 19, 2020
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Put the P in Me

It is when you see a sexy UP (University Police) officer and just think damnnn, I wouldn't mind if he put his penis in me.
I was walking one day to class and I just look to the side and see an absolute hunk of a UP officer, muscles and biceps bulging out of his uniform and I said he could Put the P in Me.
by Darrin Mccarty February 22, 2024
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put that ass

When your reverse cowgirl riding and he jizz
She can’t find G CAUSE I put that ass.
by Freddyfriday June 12, 2025
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