put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

shoulda put something on the end of it

should’ve used a condom.

bob- “i had sex with kaz the other day, i think she might be pregnant”
kim- “shoulda put something on the end of it.”

by ghxstz February 12, 2023

putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

put on airs

when you're eating someone out and you cough in their pussy

"dude i was with that girl when i was sick and i accidentally made her put on airs

by i h8 ur mom April 19, 2024

put your prom dress on

Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.

Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever

Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.

by Roofus5% June 27, 2016

put that in your favorite font

A phrase used to encourage someone to stop responding, either because they are annoying, or woefully wrong.

John: (bragging) I just got admitted to Cornell
Bill: I was admitted too, with full scholarship. Put that in your favorite font.

by ibfrench August 26, 2009

fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the

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Man 1: "woah u should get the fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the mug"

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