by Light Joker April 27, 2006
Get the put one's foot in one's mouth mug.when chinese guys are selling you stuff you don't want they always go: one dolla! getchar socks on'y one dolla!
Chinese guy: one dolla! one dolla!
Racist: (takes a gun and shoots the chinese guy) get of my fucking country, you bastard!
Racist: (takes a gun and shoots the chinese guy) get of my fucking country, you bastard!
by All My Gods Have Failed Me... March 15, 2008
Get the one dolla! one dolla! mug.a system of rating women as either capable of being sexed or incapable of being sexed, derived from binary code
"At the end of the night, you can throw out your scale of one to ten and just go with ones and zeroes."
by jwd142 August 12, 2009
Get the ones and zeroes mug.Particularly speaking for the male crowd! A man (boy) who usually seems to make everything just plain out awkward. He seems to always make girls feel uncomfortable when "that one kid" is near. His penis is in the smaller type range. If he is to EVER have a girlfriend (some how) they just always seem to regret it later. " that one kid" just makes everything awkward"
by Dino3014 February 15, 2014
Get the That one kid mug.A quick (often anonymous) one time sexual act with another of the same or opposite sex which ends in climax.
Dude, I can't believe that had a one off with that cop to keep from getting a ticket.
Damn, you really had a one off with that hot soccer MILF behind the beer stand?
Damn, you really had a one off with that hot soccer MILF behind the beer stand?
by Big NYC Jay June 24, 2008
Get the one off mug.Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun
To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.
To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.
Oned Erection
Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.
Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.
by JLB555555 August 1, 2012
Get the Oned Erection mug.Dude 1: Man, I have such a bad case of one-itis for her. How do I break it? What should I do? I'm out of my mind for her. Maybe I should propose.
Dude 2: Nah, you've got to stop talking to her. Don't let her know you care. Find someone else. That's the only way to deal with one-itis.
Dude 2: Nah, you've got to stop talking to her. Don't let her know you care. Find someone else. That's the only way to deal with one-itis.
by MonikerZ October 20, 2011
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