i-ti

i-ti. (pronounced eye-tie)
one of irish/italian ancestry.
can also be applied to one of purely italian heritage (see i-tie), though it is meant to be something of a mockery in this context, and doesn't really make as much sense phonetically.

"so, what's your background?"
"i'm an i-ti."
"oh, so youre italian"
"no no, irish/italian.get your shit straight."

by barnaby.jones March 9, 2010

I like it on

In order to raise awareness for breast cancer women post where they like to have sex as their status on facebook.

I like it on the floor.

I like it on the bed.
I like it on the bed post.
I like it in my passenger seat.
I like it in my back seat.
I like it on the toilet.

by enigmaisbetter October 7, 2010

"I think I heard somthing"

Somthing you say when you hear a noise out of the ordinary. When said you should usually sound like Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy.

"Did you hear something?"
"I think I heard somthing"
"Maybe you should check it out?"
"Mmmmm I think, I should."

by JooliaInWonderland March 5, 2008

And i oop and i oop sskkskskskksksk

a retarted white vsco girl

And i oop and i oop sskkskskskksksk means oh my god save the turtles skksksksksksksks and i oop and i oop skskskskksksk

by amgdres September 5, 2019

I infect, therefore I am.

The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numbered—when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.

Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan “I kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use “I infect, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus February 21, 2021

i-pod

the coolest invention, ever!

` do you have a i-pod'
`no'
`you big twat!'

by burngun48 January 3, 2005

I lose

A phrase that started at Santa Susana High School in Simi Valley, CA. It's used when one person is talking about something, and another person takes those words and twists them into something sexual. Instead of saying what they're thinking, they would simply say 'i lose'.

(After being tackled by a friend while playing Madden '05)

Friend: Dude, I was on top of you the whole time

Me: I lose

Friend: You're sick man

by hookups April 9, 2008