Slap Horny

A state of being in which exhaustion or lack of sleep causes a person to become sexually aroused.

Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me!

by slappyhorny August 1, 2011

Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017

Woke Horny

Crocstew, apparently.

Woke Horny is more of a graphical point than anything else

by every username is taken help August 12, 2017

A horny potato

A fat guy that needs to stroke be4 he blows

Damn joe! U a horny potato

by Browntheman April 24, 2018

hair horny

When you notice how great everyone’s haircut and style and can’t stop noticing and commenting.

Bro #1: Dude your hair looks awesome today!
Bro #2: I know man you’ve told me already. Are you hair horny or something?

by poolboyluva May 10, 2018

Ball horny

A person who simply MUST touch the ball no matter the circumstances, cost or consequences. This mainly referse to ball sport.

We lost that game because instead of letting Richard score, Bob decided he had to kick the ball into our own goal because he was ball horny.

Bob is too ball horny and ruins the game for his own team.

by ddddddgsadasfAsh McNordmann May 10, 2019

Brain horny

When you’re on a role of good ideas

“Dude, i got high yesterday and afterwards I got so brain horny”

by Lildick42069 December 23, 2019