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burnt ham

The burnt ham tastes like a burnt ear.
by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023
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scanning ham

Beating yo meat stick with hella force
I was scanning ham because I saw a hood looking Fortnite skin…
by Bucket coach June 25, 2023
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Eastmas Ham

After serving your family and extended family Christmas Ham for dinner, and you betrothe to them Christmas Ham to-go...and then they take it home, throw it in the freezer in its gallon zip-lock baggie, and serve it back to you at Easter Dinner 105 days later completely flaunting social norms and conventions for all sacred meals.
Something about this ham tastes funny...let me go check the kitchen for the bone/trimmings...wheres the rest of it?! (...looks in the trash for them...)...is that a ziplock baggie? Son of a b*itch...I just got served the Eastmas Ham!
by Professor Crabs April 12, 2023
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Gray Ham

Gray Ham is an individual who is horny about 92.2% of the time, has had sex with every cousin of his bloodline. He’s usually ginger and often can be heard talking about Manchester United and Marcus Rashford. He is built like a twig, with ankles made of styrofoam
“Todd is such a Gray Ham. He’s always horny!”
“A Gray Ham never has friends!”
by Imonurmom July 1, 2023
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Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo

When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
by Grindo July 21, 2023
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Goat Ham

I have zero fucking clue what this word means, but it was said by Duke Nukem in an episode of Cold Ones on YouTube.
Duke Nukem: The names Deez. Deez Nuts. Goat Ham!
by Pizza Broadcast September 26, 2023
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Willy Ham

Name for the The discarded piece skin post circumcision.
"what's for dinner tonight"
"A lovely plate of Willy Ham N Chips" "Fresh from the Mosque / Synagogue"
by GuitarNinja November 8, 2023
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