The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited love, where the patient’s throat will fill up with flower, they will then proceed to throw, and cough up the petals, (sometimes even the flowers). One of the only ways for the disease to ‘disappear’ is if, the said person returns the feeling (it can’t be resolved with friendship, it has to be genuine feelings of love). The infection can also be removed through surgery, though the feelings disappear along with the petals. If they choose nether options, or the feeling is not returned in time, then the patient’s lungs will fill up with flowers, and will eventually suffocate.
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.
(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.
(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).
~~~Example~~~
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.
"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.
"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.
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a fictional (emphasis on fictional) disease, often used in fanfictions, where the victim regurgitates and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from unrequited love. The illness can only be cured through surgical removal, however any existing romantic feelings are also removed with the infection.
the "hanahaki disease" can't really be applied to real life because it's fictional, so no examples for it...sorry!
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Me: *I did bad on my audition*
Mom: "You should've practiced more."
Hanna: "Harin! I'm sure you did good. You always do"
*I'm sad*
"Where's hanna at"
Mom: "You should've practiced more."
Hanna: "Harin! I'm sure you did good. You always do"
*I'm sad*
"Where's hanna at"
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Get the hanna mug.hanahaki disease, where one who deeply loves another will throw up petals, and maybe the whole flower, but covered in blood. to get rid of this disease is for your lover to return their love to you, and truly mean it. but the second option is too get the surgery, but you will lose all love and feelings for the other. If after a few days you don't confess or get the surgery, you will meet your end.
I had the sudden urge to throw up as I run to the bathroom. I get a metallic feeling in my mouth as I throw up in the sink. With a sore throat I look down, only to notice blood, and small blue sheets of something. With closer examination, I notice they are petals. My eyes widen, only to notice what was going on. My feelings were growing more, dangerously more. Hanahaki disease.
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She inspired the name of Nirvana's hit song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by writing "Kurt smells like teen spirit" on one of Kurt Cobain's walls. He thought it meant "the spirit of teens" and didn't know it was a deodorant. Courtney Love punched her and threw a bag of chips in her face backstage Lollapalooza which unintentionally became one of the most defining moment for the riot grrrl movement.
She inspired the name of Nirvana's hit song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by writing "Kurt smells like teen spirit" on one of Kurt Cobain's walls. He thought it meant "the spirit of teens" and didn't know it was a deodorant. Courtney Love punched her and threw a bag of chips in her face backstage Lollapalooza which unintentionally became one of the most defining moment for the riot grrrl movement.
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She is also very skinny, has barely any fat. She has very low self esteem and can’t see the real beauty in herself. If you comment her look, she’ll milk it for the rest of the year so don’t comment anything about her outside!
Hanna’s have crushes on people who has a crush on her, without her knowing it. Because she’s so humble she can’t really imagine someone liking her, when everyone actually does. All guys wants to be her boyfriend, all girls want her. She is perfect, the human substance of the word perfection. If she has a crush on you, you’re really lucky, because Hanna’s only likes good guys who are caring, loving and smart. If you can top the line of where her “You are my crush”-line are, you are special, just as Hanna.
Hanna is the most funny, caring, nice, smart, goofy, athletic, humble, savage and often the most shy person you’ll ever meet. Hanna’s are rare, they really care about those who treats her right. Hanna’s amazing, often sporty, really beautiful and pretty.
Hanna’s are shy and humble, doesn’t want to hurt anyone or anything. If you ever meet a Hanna, treat her right. She’ll love you and do everything in her power to make you feel great and be happy.
She is also very skinny, has barely any fat. She has very low self esteem and can’t see the real beauty in herself. If you comment her look, she’ll milk it for the rest of the year so don’t comment anything about her outside!
Hanna’s have crushes on people who has a crush on her, without her knowing it. Because she’s so humble she can’t really imagine someone liking her, when everyone actually does. All guys wants to be her boyfriend, all girls want her. She is perfect, the human substance of the word perfection. If she has a crush on you, you’re really lucky, because Hanna’s only likes good guys who are caring, loving and smart. If you can top the line of where her “You are my crush”-line are, you are special, just as Hanna.
Jim- I really like that girl Hanna!
David- No way... I do too!
*Silence*
Nick- Oh come on guys everyone’s crushing on her that’s not any news
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Yesterday I did a Hanna when I coreographed a new dance
(Did something very unexpectedly grea-awesome)
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Girl- Omg you are so pretty! Is your name Hanna? Because you are looking FIRE!
Hanna- Yes, my name IS actually Hanna!
David- No way... I do too!
*Silence*
Nick- Oh come on guys everyone’s crushing on her that’s not any news
——
Yesterday I did a Hanna when I coreographed a new dance
(Did something very unexpectedly grea-awesome)
—-
Girl- Omg you are so pretty! Is your name Hanna? Because you are looking FIRE!
Hanna- Yes, my name IS actually Hanna!
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