A sexual activity where the male partner inserts dry ice into the females vagina, then proceeds to ejaculate inside of her, freezing his cum inside her.
by Synthwave0817 December 5, 2019

by Vansandaskimask January 14, 2020

the state of mind while experiencing the combination of a marijuana high and the high from drinking alcohol/booze.
guy 1: damn bro im dry af.
guy 2: for real man drinking that truly after smoking that j made me hella dry.
guy 2: for real man drinking that truly after smoking that j made me hella dry.
by mushyjayy November 23, 2020

the name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in another persons ear and then sticks it in that persons mouth.
by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025

When someone is being short in a text conversation giving the other texting party the impression that they are uninterested or simply just boring!
A : “Hey dude what’re you up to today?”
B: “nm”
A: “Oh okay cool! Maybe we can hangout later :) BTW my dog just learned how to do a backflip!”
B: “haha”
A: “Dude you’re so fucking dry”
B: “nm”
A: “Oh okay cool! Maybe we can hangout later :) BTW my dog just learned how to do a backflip!”
B: “haha”
A: “Dude you’re so fucking dry”
by wonderfulturtleman June 6, 2022

The act of one putting their teeth softly onto another and firmly brush them back and forth across the other.
by Obi-one-kanubby January 24, 2017

Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.
Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
