Dick Sac

An insult which includes the sac and the dick.

Han- Gosh Viccy you're a sac of balls.
Viccy- shut up
Mel- No Viccy you are a dick.
Viccy- Quit it guys.
Mel- No wait, you are a dick sac.

by AmazingJesus February 23, 2009

dick sweats

Dick sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your dick and balls are all sticky and sweaty. It almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn't.

Man, I woke up last night with the dick sweats!

by dickzzz July 8, 2011

Pavlov's Dick

a condition where, after receiving an unexpected, late night text from a girl you have fucked in the past, you get an instant boner in anticipation of whats about to go down

AJ: "Damn, i really gotta start studyin for this test"

--phone buzzes---

Text from Nikki: "heyy what r u doing??"

--PAVLOV'S DICK--

by Genghis901 September 5, 2013

Ogre Dick

A disease that makes your cock look like a cucumber, it is abnormally large tearing apart young innocent female nuns.

Jim's ogre dick ripped lindsays tight butthole open.

by cockboyjones October 21, 2011

dick-stracted

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours

I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.

by Marc K July 29, 2005

Club Dick

An oddly shaped dick, that resembles a capital T

This is Will, he has a Club dick

by Taim 101 June 15, 2010

Dick Chaining

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.

"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"

by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009