mr colona

A sexy beast

Oh look at mr colona

by DaddyO’Five November 2, 2018

juan cornajo

very mean math teacher, used to work as a construction worker and failed school, he yells at you when you don't do your work and puts you on the phone

Person 1: Dude what happened in juan cornajo's class?
Person 2: Bro I forgot to do the homework and he put me on the phone.

by meme big boi January 9, 2020

The Coroners

The way a piece of shit dad says "corona virus."

"Shayla got the coroners."

by TH16 April 14, 2021

Perpetual cornage

It's the cycle of only eating corn until your body is only processing and releasing sweetcorn. Your body becomes reliant on corn. You could eat the same corn again this the cycle continues.

Did you hear about uncle Ron? He's gone on the perpetual cornage diet

by Rhbrhngf May 10, 2023

yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon

Say this 3 times and it summons joostin joostin to come and jerk you clean

yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon
yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon
yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon

AHH OMG HES HERE!

by SSS102 September 24, 2018

rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.

Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".

by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020

Riding the Coroni Pony

Having Covid-19/Coronavirus/testing positive for the Rona.

I wish I would've listened when they said 'the mask goes over your nose'. Now I'm holding on for dear life as I'm Riding the Coroni Pony into the sunset.

by Beardo_357 November 28, 2020