The background check is preformed while hitting it doggystyle. You take your right thump and insert it into her ass. Be sure to wiggle it around and get it nice and deep. When you remove your thumb it should have a good amount of poo on it. Now take your right thumb and put a poopy thumb print on her ass cheek. Similar to a live scan, DROS, or background check.
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SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
You know you know, but sometimes you don't know that you know; so you gotta "hoe check" someone to keep them aware of a situation.
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