bells is the most beautiful girl i ever met, shes funny, kind, gorgeous, i honestly love her, i dont know what id do without her, i love her in every way possible and i always will.
bells is beautiful.
by ifaceurfears April 15, 2025
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Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Billy: bro i studied until my foreskin peeled
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
by anonymous May 5, 2025
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Get the Ringing the bell mug.A term used in place of “what the hell”. Can also be used in place of other curse words (ex. “Bell you”, “Dumb bell”, “Holy Bell”, “Wha the belly”) Make sure to emphasize the “B”
Coworker: “I was caught trying to meet with a 12 year old boy”
Me: “Wha the bell”
Other coworker: “Wha the belly”
Me: “Wha the bell”
Other coworker: “Wha the belly”
by Wha_the_bell June 2, 2025
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Get the jingle my bells mug.A woman who is strikingly beautiful, one of a kind looks.
Not just looks but is also loyal, and generally one that most men would want / find attractive.
Translates from French to English as: Beautiful at the beach
Pronounced: Bell-ah-lah-plaj
Not just looks but is also loyal, and generally one that most men would want / find attractive.
Translates from French to English as: Beautiful at the beach
Pronounced: Bell-ah-lah-plaj
by unstrict December 2, 2022
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