Intimate Boner 

The act of ones erection taking place during an intimate conversation with a spouse or loved one.

"We made up, we kissed and I got an intimate boner."

Intimate Boner by Nuccuh November 21, 2011

Raging Boner 

The biggest boner of all time

Mann Last Night I got a Raging boner from looking at that girl

Raging Boner by HGDQNQDWGQLW,L June 7, 2016

airplane boner 

As the cabin pressure changes with altitude the male penis becomes erect. The lower cabin pressure due to altitude causes then blood to flow directly to the boner region of the male anatomy. This situation is worsened if an attractive female is sitting next to him. However, screaming children on planes seem to lessen the severity of swelling.

Sir the pilot has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign...
I’m sorry, due to atmospheric changes my penis has swollen into an airplane boner and it is to painful to fasten my seatbelt...

airplane boner by MisterMack May 7, 2018

random occuring boner 

A boner that happens randomly and unexpectedly. Usually it is not a good thing. They generally tend to happen at the worst possible time or a time when it is not acceptable or called for. Sometimes it happens when a man is not even turned on or horney.

Man, it was weird. I was just sitting in math class and boom, random occuring boner. It made no sense, there wasn't even a hot girl in the room

random occuring boner by Tojo Hiroshita November 27, 2010

Belly Boner 

A male's equivalent of a food baby. When one has consumed so much food that his stomach becomes erect.

"Ughh, dude I've got a belly boner, I shouldn't have ate so much"

Belly Boner by Nipl Cobra November 3, 2011

elephant boner 

the act of hitting someone in the ass particularly hard using your knee while holding their shoulders with your hands and yelling "elephant boner!" upon impact of the knee into said ass.

Man i shouldn't have turned away from Jacob, he gave me a really hard elephant boner.

elephant boner by Joe the hoe fo show May 11, 2009

half boner 

The stage of the male erection between flacid and fully aroused.

Yo, that female's cammel toe gave me a half boner.

half boner by Rusty Clit December 20, 2003