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blasticist

Sometimes used synonymously with #fartographer, a blasticist refers more specifically to a scholar of ancient farts. Among the most decorated blasticists of the late Victorian age was Ismael Afart. In addition to his published works on classical blasting, including his most famous, “Blasting Off in Ancient Persia,” he also left behind several volumes of erotic poetry in Arabic, which celebrated the beauty of the anus.
I went to Yale in the hopes of becoming a celebrated blasticist.
by trilliam turdsworth December 12, 2023
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Blast blocker

Ryan: “what’s a blast blocker?”
everyone: “you know the rules
by crossyroadpro123 January 21, 2024
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Blast Blocker

A individual whom perpetuates the blocking of one’s blast, often in a social setting. A blast blocker know not what they do or not what they are until either exposed by a third party or having epiphany during one’s quest to find them self.
Ryan: “What’s a blast blocker?”
Everyone: “You know the rules”

Example 2: You could be at a office meeting, party, social gathering or even a bat mitzvah

Ryan: *steeles one’s jest*
Everyone: “RYAN, stop blocking they blast”
by crossyroadpro123 January 21, 2024
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Blaster

A autobot that has posters of soundwave
Blaster ejected his pets.
by mr optimus prime February 4, 2024
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Blåsjob

What Mårta does when you drop something.
"Oh, No you dropped something, now I have to give you a blåsjob" -Mårta
by AnarchistSlimeBitch December 1, 2023
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Blast the pipes

When holding a shit so bad you brake the pipes
I need to blast the pipes real quick I have been holding the shit up for so long.
by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 19, 2024
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Blastful

Ugh, I hate Lucy, she’s so blastful.
by Elizabeth petro March 22, 2024
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