Basto

When you misspell pasta terribly, TERRIBLY WRONG

I'm gonna eat some Basto tonight!!

by ninecksee November 24, 2021

Bastav

Bastav is a very handsome boy.
He is very tall and smart.
His dick is very big( long and thin)

Bastav is a good boy

by BASTAV March 2, 2022

faggadocious bastard

A person who is a bastard literally and figuretively, and who fancies himself as an icon or some sort of high and mighty god.

You might as well go to hell, you faggadocious bastard!

by Joey Perez April 8, 2008

road bastard

any vehicle larger than originally intended. typically lifted trucks and suv's.

That road bastard must have had atleast an 8 inch lift and 40 inch tires.

by MyFordIsOne November 23, 2009

Rage Basting

Much like turkey basting. Allowing someone you hate to continue on a diatribe, through provocation, so that you can insult them with more fury.

Idiot: (Race of people) suck.
You: Please continue, I am interested.
Idiot: Well, (Race of people) are so ignorant and stupid.
You: That is very insightful, please tell me more.
Idiot: I just can't stand (Race of people), they hold me back in my personal endeavors because (Reasons).

You: Verbal Annihilation=(Rage)x(Number of responses)

The more rage basting = More rage.

by Double God August 11, 2010

Booze Baster

One who basts booze. A baster is used to suck sauce out of a food of some sort. Booze is a symbol of fun here. Essentially, it is someone who sucks the fun out of things. A synonym is "party pooper".

Sasha is such a booze baster. We were just trying to enjoy our English class and he went and basted the booze.

by DaTacoSauce November 21, 2010

Shrek bastard

When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre.

Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard.

by Jemapple Russe April 3, 2011