Asian Delay

When you ask your chinky friends a question and they take 30 seconds to ackowledge it and then form a reply.

"Holy shit Daniel your mom fell down the stairs" Daniel Wu:........, "Bro holy shit Daniel has asian delay"

by Nowy420 December 7, 2023

United Asian Federative

Someone who believes in creating a federation for all asian countries, normally they enjoy asian culture and believe its superior.

Person 1: Joe only drinks tea, ive never seen him drink water
Person 2: He must be a United Asian Federative!

by XciteIsDankest December 13, 2023

Asian Zing

When you put soy sauce on the tip of your dick, and have sex with an Oriental man/woman

"I gave that girl the Asian Zing last night, there was soy sauce everywhere!"

by meaterpeter November 15, 2018

Asian Crew

We play games, like 24/7 and if you HAVE NOT FIGURED OUT, we are Asians.

The Asian Crew members are pro gamers

by Kenneth707 December 1, 2018

asian pearl

bomb ass chinese food.

Yi: man I'm really hungry.

Raj: down for Asian pearl?
Yi: you read my mind!!

by Rb123456 July 28, 2017

Asian Cookie

1.The sexual act of using a funnel to pour milk down a prostitute-preferably Asian's rectum and drinking it through a straw.
2. A fortune cookie.

Damaniqueeshaun: I gave that bitch an asian cookie she'll never forget!

Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!

by HardcoreSmedgend August 3, 2017

asian pizza

A pizza mostly featuring dead animals and being disgusting. Also a video made by Filthy Frank, as one of the "Cooking Raps" videos.

Person 1: I made some Asian pizza yesterday to piss PETA off.

Person 2: Wow, that's fucking disgusting and filthy.

by JustWantedFood August 6, 2017