Martucky Shit Show

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.

Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!

by Barney Ushley January 8, 2025

Confirmation Shit

A shit so large and solid, that it confirms the fact that the male g-spot is in the anus.

Mike was really homophobic till he had his first confirmation shit last week

by chiefwhitebeast November 30, 2024

shit

literally anything

shit = bad (this is A shit)
shit = good (this is THE shit)
shit = object (this shit is easy)
shit = person (look at that piece of shit)
shit = nothing (I don't know shit)
shit = anything (I can't deal with her shit)
shit = disbelieve (no shit!)
shit = surprise (aw shit!)
shit = poop (I took a shit)
shit = care (I give a shit)
shit = don't care (I don't give a shit)
shit = bully (to take shit)
shit = insult (give someone shit)

shit = insult again (talk shit about someone)

by miguelh2 November 1, 2022

Tactical Shit

Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.

"YO I POPPED A TACTICAL SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR LAST GAME AND WE STILL WON."

by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020

What. The shit.

An elegant way of expressing you're disbelief.

"Yoooo i asked the Brian's mom out yesterday and she said yes I'm so hyped!"
"What. The shit. YOU ASKED WHO OUT?"

by Alxi. February 13, 2021

shit

Something that happens to people quite often.

Oh, shit. Donald Trump almost caused nuclear winter. Again.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2017

Epstein Shit

Epstein shit is when you unapologetically use people as assets, are on your sigma grindset, and are really touching paper. Similar to “bag chasing” but on a more elite (((connected))) level. The phrase was coined by @leadingains on X

I’m on my Epstein Shit nigga!

by anonymous March 18, 2025