bandit shit

A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store

That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.

by Deanerjeffrey June 10, 2018

shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.

Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.

by purplehater October 19, 2008

Bite Shit

A phrase used to describe when you're recording the bass part for a song but suddenly you just absolutely suck at playing

"I may record my part tonight if I don't totally bite shit"

by Conkyboii May 24, 2018

shit the bed eileen

An expression of amazement,disbelief.

Boss-" your fired."
Me-" well shit the bed Eileen."

by Mudslinger69 February 24, 2019

Shit

Something that comes out of your ass or used in cursing

I'm going to shit my pants
That's a shit ton of money

by Quandle dingle berry June 07, 2023

Toein’ the shits

When you’re walking a dangerous line of starting some shit

1: I told that girl her dress was ugly
2: dude you’re really toein’ the shits with her

by C00ikiem0nster June 13, 2022

shit womble

Some one who cant do the job they have been given to do.
useless.
good for nothing

All i asked for was a bj and she couldnt even do that right the bloody shit womble

by Longman80 February 12, 2019