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I guess you don’t like me

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.
by anonymous March 12, 2022
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i used to be you

I used to be you
I used to be you
by Alê March 12, 2022
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timmy keane yammed on you

you have been brutally dunked on by a skinny man who's cock is as large as his nose
Timmy Keane's cock shoved into your eyes when timmy keane yammed on you.
by thebuster March 15, 2022
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i love you

idk but whoever said it lied lol
them: i love you
you: liar
by niyah2sleepy March 15, 2022
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Reap What You Sow

The act of having impregnating a woman on a one night stand. And not showing up until the child's 18th birthday to say "Happy Birthday, you little bastard!"
Wow Kyle, took you long enough to Reap What You Sow
by ilovebewbies March 16, 2022
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Post who you talk to day

March 21st is the day you appreciate the person u talk to by posting them
Post who you talk to day : Post your boyfriend or girlfriend on Instagram
by Nnana1234567 March 20, 2022
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The more you show off

A jealousy sentence or a counter for show offs.
Ugh, the more you show off, the more you're gonna be a dropout and going to be homeless. Jeez.
by RsUselessinformation March 29, 2022
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