shit ton

n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds

I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.

by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 5, 2020

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by skarkieboi November 16, 2022

Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.

Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.

by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020

shit sock

A small whole in a sock that may get dog or cat shit in it .

oh look honey, I have a shit sock. That darn cat pooped on the floor again.

by mikey81p November 17, 2020

Shit Kah poo

An ugly faced dog. Usually a small breed with long hair and fucked eyes.

I have several shit Kah poo's for sale. They make great lap dogs.

by Mr.Goodww April 29, 2025

shit stabber

A man who is gay but does not acknowledge it. Men who fuck women up the arse and still think they are straight.

He says he is straight but he really is a shit stabber (gay).

by Jacob28 January 4, 2015

shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.

Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.

by Trayniac May 1, 2016