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by skarkieboi November 16, 2022
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shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012
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shit stories

stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.
1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019
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fuckass shit

this is a term you want to use for anything extremely good.
gurt: "MMM.. this raspberry is fuckass shit, delicious."

kevin: "That offends tyler"

tyler: "Ts is not fuckass shit gng"
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Martucky Shit Show

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.
Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!
by Barney Ushley January 8, 2025
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Shit

The diet food we all self produce. The perfumed mouthwash for horny little boys.
Guaranteed to get you a date as sperm food
Have a great big sniff of our wonderful shit. To those under 21 irs virological sex.
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022
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Gang shit

To take a gang shit you shit with the gang in a shitty run down service station on the M6
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
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